Posts tagged paula deen
the faux bohemian
Slow-Cooker Bacon Jam
In light of Paula Deen’s diabetes confession, I turn to you, Martha Stewart, to help me continue on my journey toward obesity.
8:00 PM - propose starting fuckyeahpauladeen tumblr, receive adulatory support from friends
9:15 PM - discover that fuckyeahpauladeen.tumblr.com exists, and that it’s not all that great
9:20 PM - post video of Paula Deen being hit in the face with a ham as retribution for universe’s unforgivable iniquities
IT’S PAULA’S PARTY
(Source: jgllt, via wwia0-deactivated20110717)
Things to do today: fry something; buy butter; meet @majesticflower
